Hakuna Matata.: Archive

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I can keep secrets.

tumblerismo: marbelous: porkandbeans: I may be noisy, but I am not a blabber mouth. And I usually forget whatever it is that you’ve told me. Unless you remind me, then I won’t remember. That’s why my hair is so big, it’s full of secrets. Hello Mean Girls. Hahaha! Though my hair isn’t really big. XD Post inspired by Marb. :) PAREHAS TAYO BECS, as in kahit pilitin man ako i-spill yung mga...

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Guys vs. Girls

Guy Facts When a guy is quiet, He’s listening to you When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he’s wrong When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions, he expects you to leave him soon When a guy says Im Fine after a few minutes, he means it when a guy stares at you, he thinks your the most beautiful thing in the world when your laying your head on a guys chest he has the world when a guy...

Dec 30th

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HELLO GUYS!!

marbelous: waz happening hir?? haha! i’m currently studying finance today. YES I’M STUDYING!! BEAT THAT! LOL! hello new followers, hello tumblr friends, tumblr people and the tumblrkada :P wow! haha! ano coverage sa finance? when’s the quiz?

Dec 30th

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Daddy’s Rules On Dating

thecoolestkid: Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re surely not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it...

Dec 30th

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STORY: BY BSCHH

saabmagalona: HAHAHAH Found this so funny :P (via bschh) it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ...

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Sam: You think what they think. 
Rita: It doesn't matter what I think. It matters that we win. 
Sam: No, you think what they think. You think Sam can't take care of Lucy! 
Rita: Sam, it doesn't matter what I think! 
Sam: It matters to me!

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40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first. 2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she’ll think she’s gay. 3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 4. A woman can never be blamed if it’s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. 5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it’s...

Dec 29th

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GMH →

givesmehope: When my father kicked me out at 17, my best friend’s mom took me in without hesitation. She also baked my birthday cake that year, took me prom dress shopping and threw my graduation party. She’s a single mom of three girls. Women who support kids who aren’t theirs GMH.

Dec 28th

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