THIS IS TOO PERFECT<3
Woooooow, good planning sir.
I need this!!
#105 My family would always tease me about not chewing my food properly.
I remember when I was a kid, I was so lazy to chew my food that our helpers would literally hold my mouth to a chewing motion. So now, I get so conscious about it whenever they point it out. But you know what, maybe I just chew really fast so I get to swallow food faster than the average person.
Oh, and they even told me that the reason I don’t gain weight is because I don’t chew my food well enough so now I’ve been consciously trying to do it “well enough” just to gain weight!!